January 2010
18 posts
What happened to me?
What happened to me? I used to be the girl who never backed down who didn’t care love just wasn’t my thing and serious relationships didn’t last they only ended in heartbreak so why let anyone in if they were just gonna leave in the end anyway… then you came along and now everything i thought, i knew and felt went out the window and i find myself doing things i never...
Devil in my Lunchbox
Devil in my Lunchbox Dude you’ve the groovest message I’ve ever heard in my fucking life, dude, I’m Serious. Well, dude like call me sometime ‘cuze I’m just hanging out being Bored and we can hang out I duhno man, do some fucking Iduhno hang out, play Some pool, aight dude 721-3383 names Denis, Later Sometimes I’ll…I’ll just bring Maybe an action...
How not to feel humiliated when dining alone
If you’re single, travel for business, or just enjoy savoring a meal without small talk, you’ve probably had the experience of dining alone. This can be immensely pleasurable or incredibly daunting, depending on your temperament and overall approach. To ensure your next table-for-one adventure is as enjoyable as possible,BHG.com offers up these time-tested tips for dining alone.
For fine dining...
white horse... TS →
“It’s overused. It’s a cliche’. It’s corny. It’s...”
“i havee a milliioon reaasonss too smiille & ur not one of theem!! ♥”
– (oh daymn! ahahaha)
Random things that are useless
*Ducks quacks don’t echo. No one knows why.
*Hitler’s mother thought about having an abortion, but was talked out of it by her doctor.
*We shed 40 pounds of skin in a lifetime.
*Like fingerprints, everyones tongueprint is different.
*Right handed people live on average 9 years longer than left handed people
*A person uses approximately fifty-seven sheets of toilet paper each day
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Life Highs...
Life’s Highs… 1. Laughing hysterically 2. Dancing your heart out 3. Star gazing 4. Shopping 5. Going to the beach 6. Listening to the rain 7. Ice-cream on a hot day 8. Feeling wanted 9. Getting that warm, fuzzy feeling when you think about the one you love 10. ReceIving text messages 11. Personal jokes 12. ComplIments 13. Late night phone calls 14. Christmas 15. Hugs 16. Kisses 17....
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time… I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say “Oh you just want to have your cake and...
In case you needed further proof that the human...
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap,” (and that would be how???….) On some Swanson frozen dinners —...
