December 2009
30 posts
“I will seek elegance rather than luxury, refinement rather than fashion. I will...”
I love when people say to you “Do you want me to be honest?” NO! i want you to lie to me….
In case you needed further proof that the human...
On a Sears hairdryer — Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos — You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap — “Directions: Use like regular soap,” (and that would be how???….) On some Swanson frozen dinners —...
November 2009
17 posts
